THOUGHTS FROM THE WEEK
- •Knuckle dusters sound much nicer than they are.
- •I feel if people tried jumping out of a window and pooping mid air and trying to miss specific items on the ground they would have more empathy when birds accidentally poo on them.
- •Oysters need to get more imaginative and stop naming their kids pearl.
- •If dust is mainly comprised of bits of human skin, is the skin of an angel made of solid Angel Dust.
- •If all roads lead to Rome and all rivers lead to the ocean, where do all cycle paths lead to?Jersey? Denmark? The grocery store?
- •If I met the drummer of the Beatles I'd probably get really starrstruck.