1. Knuckle dusters sound much nicer than they are.
  2. I feel if people tried jumping out of a window and pooping mid air and trying to miss specific items on the ground they would have more empathy when birds accidentally poo on them.
  3. Oysters need to get more imaginative and stop naming their kids pearl.
  4. If dust is mainly comprised of bits of human skin, is the skin of an angel made of solid Angel Dust.
  5. If all roads lead to Rome and all rivers lead to the ocean, where do all cycle paths lead to?
    Jersey? Denmark? The grocery store?
  6. If I met the drummer of the Beatles I'd probably get really starrstruck.