At a service station on the way back to New York at 8am
- •This toilet is so low I'm at risk of my bum touching water
- •If I poop enough will I raise the sea level past critical
- •Could one poop underwater
- •Oh shit they're playing 500 miles
- •Why has every bathroom I've ever been in not been playing 500 miles.
- •AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES!!!!
- •AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE!!!!
- •The lower the toilet seat is the more I feel like a giant
- •Miniature toilets?
- •JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOOOOOOOR!!!!