TOILET THOUGHTS

At a service station on the way back to New York at 8am
  1. This toilet is so low I'm at risk of my bum touching water
  2. If I poop enough will I raise the sea level past critical
  3. Could one poop underwater
  4. Oh shit they're playing 500 miles
  5. Why has every bathroom I've ever been in not been playing 500 miles.
  6. AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES!!!!
  7. AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE!!!!
  8. The lower the toilet seat is the more I feel like a giant
  9. Miniature toilets?
  10. JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOOOOOOOR!!!!