VARIATIONS ON FAMILY TREE

  1. Family vine
    Only child married only child and has one child. Repeat ad infinitum.
  2. Family bush
    Incest
  3. Family bonsai tree
    Family of short people
  4. Family hedge
    Irish Catholic. Spreads out very wide from the start.
  5. Family dandelion
    Disjointed family. All of the kids flew away and started up their own dandelion families. History repeats.
  6. Family moss
    Arrested development family. Everyone being supported by one rock.
  7. Family school project cress seeds
    Everything was going well and was then destroyed by the kids.