WHAT I WOULD PUT ON THE SIDE OF COINS

British coins
  1. The Queen's face but she's winking
  2. The 4 members of Queen (also winking)
  3. Some of the jokes you get in crackers
  4. Sexy pictures for passing time
  5. Every year we would put another word from 'Great Expectations'. If you collected all the coins in a couple of centuries you could have read the whole book.
  6. Secrets.
  7. A mini 'Where's Wally (Waldo)'
  8. The Queen from the neck down.
  9. Lies about various politicians (e.g. Michael Gove still thinks Pluto is a planet. David Cameron once kicked a tortoise.)
  10. A little bit of whiteboard so you can customise your coins.