WHAT WE KNOW TO BE TRUE ABOUT EMINEM

  1. His palms are sweaty
  2. His knees are weak
  3. His arms are heavy
  4. There is vomit on his sweater already
  5. It is mums spaghetti
  6. He is nervous
  7. On the surface he looks calm and ready
  8. He keeps on forgetting what he wrote down
  9. This is all we currently know. I will keep you informed as more information comes up.