1. So last night I walked in on 2 cockroaches in my bathroom.
  2. Now I didn't scream implying dominance
  3. Whereas they started running around implying weakness
  4. But then I smelt of fear implying fear
  5. But they hid implying fear
  6. But then I jumped into the bath and weed in the bath because I was too scared to stand on the ground and wee.
  7. So I think it's like a draw.