THREE THINGS I LEARNED AT DISNEY LAND

  1. I overheard a man in the bathroom telling his son he only needs to use soap when going number 2. So that's news. Second thought, that's a terrible idea. Don't do that.
  2. Things with Micky and Minnie's relationship seem a little off. They sleep in different houses, and Micky takes part in an EDM parade nightly. This includes dressing in a fluorescent suit and getting "turnt" with Buzz Lightyear.
  3. A mix of fireworks, friends, and a ton of childhood sentiment will export some water from the eyes.