DEAR ____________,

Inspired by @amieshmamie
  1. Dear motivation,
    Where'd you go and are you coming back anytime soon?!
  2. Dear paddle board/mountain bike/body,
    I'm sorry I've neglected you (see above).
  3. Dear piles of books/magazines,
    I promise I haven't forgotten about you.
  4. Dear Pinterest,
    I'm kinda over you right now, though we've spent a good deal of time together. Same goes for you Facebook.
  5. Dear kids on skateboards,
    I know you're really bored, but you're wreaking havoc on someone else's property. We asked nicely the first time but then you got mouthy, not cool. Also, it's vandalism.
  6. Dear neighbor's dogs,
    Stop barking before I lose my mind. I now want to dognap you to a faraway location. But mostly I want to murder your owner who never walks you.
  7. Dear Monday,
    I don't want to go back to work. It's been a lovely week off (did a lot of li.sting)! Speaking of..
  8. Dear patients,
    Please brush your teeth before your appointment with me. This seems obvious.
  9. Dear boss,
    Un-glue yourself from your computer in between patients and let's work on being more productive. Those salsa dancing videos will still be there at 5 o'clock.
  10. Dear Cody,
    I'm so proud of you. Great job on that scuba certification! And adulting!!
  11. Dear Britt,
    I wish you and I could talk without hurting each other. I guess space can be good sometimes but life is awfully short.
  12. Dear Courtnie,
    I miss you with every breath I take.