Inspired by @SarahK to trade drafts, I passed a similar one off to @allisonlantagne
  1. Listening to jazz
    It feels like my ears are bleeding from the inside. And yes, I'm that dramatic when the BF is in the mood for it.
  2. Doing Hot Yoga
    Good Lord, whhhyyyyyyyy!!! I already have hot flashes, so this seems like my personal hell.
  3. Owning a dog
    Don't get all defensive now, canine lovers. If your dog is well behaved, and not of the drooly, sniffy, jump on my lap kind, I will likely pet him/her, but they're SO N E E D Y. What if I don't feel like walking you today?! Or have you lick all the lotion (expensive) off my freshly showered legs?? I do, btw, look at most of your dog pics, 'cause they're pretty cute, but feline fever reigns in this house.
  4. Reading Harry Potter
    Never have, never will, I don't get it.
  5. Watching a Quentin Tarantino movie.
    I made it through about twenty minutes of Pulp Fiction. No and thank you.
  6. Eating milk chocolate
    The only thing worse is white chocolate, which is not even chocolate, people. Dark only, please. With sea salt. Bonus points for nuts of any kind!
  7. Keeping up with the Kardashians
    Don't care.