THINGS I WOULD GIVE UP WINE FOR

Ok, not THINGS, peeps..(Adapted) and Inspired by @KristyTolley and @andersun, who guilted me about my drafts this morning😜
  1. Leonardo DiCaprio
    Leo's involved with a fair trade coffee company. Why not?
  2. Tom Brady
    He's a juice-cleanse kinda guy. Um, not my first choice but O K A Y, because Tom Brady.
  3. Jeff Lewis
    He's more of a martini/margarita guy. Sounds good to me.
  4. Justin Timberlake
    Justin's a whiskey guy. Not my thing, but I can adjust.
  5. Idris Elba
    His favorite drink is "a really good beer". I can live with that.
  6. Vince Vaughn
    Vince drinks Red Bull and vodka. No-can-do on the RB (never had one) but will happily drink some vodka with you.
  7. James Cordon
    He actually doesn't drink at all and that would SUCK, but I'd be laughing all the time, so I probably wouldn't even miss it.
  8. See how adaptable I am!
  9. CHEERS! 🍻🍸🍹