THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MY BRAIN TRIES TO ALLEVIATE STRESS

When anxiety gets the best of me, I attempt to maintain my sanity with this sort of nonsense..play with me!
  1. It started with a conversation this morning at work, when my patient said her husband remarked that his cleanings cost the same as hers, even though he has less teeth.
    Which led me to..
  2. What if dentists charged by the tooth?!
  3. Or hairdressers by the inch?!
  4. Or gyms by the pound (weights) or miles (run or cycled)!
  5. Or plastic surgeons by the wrinkle!
  6. Or Mexican joints by the chip!
    I would be poor🙃 @Gola
  7. Or Starbucks by the coffee bean!
  8. Or psychiatrists by the issue!
  9. Or teachers by the child!
  10. Or pastors by the sin!
    Idk if they even get paid for that😱
  11. Or writers by the word!
    Wait, is this already a thing, @tombatten @dudleyjoshua
  12. This GIF is irrelevant, but as @Boogie said, it shows up better in the feed🙄
    Plus, it's adorable. And it's prob what my brain looks like..spinning, spinning, spinning..
  13. Or chiropractors by the adjustment
    Suggested by   @dudleyjoshua
  14. ballet dancers by their spins per minute?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  15. pitchers by the number of strikeouts?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  16. Robots by the number of human jobs they eliminate?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  17. Short order cooks by the number of eggs they fry? 🍳
    Suggested by   @andersun
  18. Space aliens by the probing?
    Suggested by   @Gola