This Week's FMLs and their corresponding hashtags

Inspired by @jessicaz this week..but also a previous li.st The FMLs I've had to deal with today😫(and their resolutions..) I've opted for #'s instead of resolution, however💩
  1. Two weeks ago, my coworker and I asked our boss for information regarding our pay/benefits, and a sit down to discuss some things. He said he'd get it put together. She reminded him Tuesday and he said he was "working on it" but had a lot to do, pointing to the mess on his desk. He spent the rest of the week scrolling through FB in his free time.
    #YouSuck
  2. The cortisone has worn off and the tendonitis in my elbow is in full swing. The pain is about an 8 and it will be another week before I can get in to my orthopedic doc. But, at least my WORK week is over.
    #ThankGodItsFriday
  3. I have had a chiropractic, a counseling, and a massage appointment scheduled three of the last four days, because life.
    #SelfCare
  4. Our assistant (at work) is incapable of stating her thoughts in less than 10 extra sentences beyond what is necessary to make your point.
    Or, #STFU
  5. Justified is over, and though @readjulia, and AAT, for short, gave me some fabulous recs, I wasn't ready for it to end!!!!!
    #JustDealWithIt
  6. This happened today.
    #PatienceIsAVirtue
  7. This beautiful feline belongs to my asshole neighbor (TWO previous li.sts) and he's so starved for attention that after I loved on him for a few minutes, I had to hold him while I closed the garage and put him out at the last second. I think evil thoughts about my neighbor.
    #SorryNotSorry
  8. My BF's narcissistic dad is bored, therefore stirs up issues to have something to do. I am not unfamiliar with BPD, however, while I have walked away, it's harder to do when they are related to you and you own a business together. I am over him.
    #NotTodaySatan #StayInYourLane #GTFO
  9. This in no way corresponds to my li.st, I just wanted to use it.
    #IDoWhatIWant