Inspired by @amieshmamie
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    I'm giving you a never-ending subscription to Food and Wine/Bon Appetit magazine!
    Either is great.
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    Your house is comfortable and cozy.
    I love this.so.much.
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    I love it when you cook for me.
    Believe it or not, I do too!
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    Cyber hugs from li.st land πŸ’—
    I love all the supportive comments with this family.
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    My doctor gave me these, and I don't need them. He says they give you more energy, make you less hungry and have no side effects.
    Yes, please.
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    I know you love cheese, so I brought this home for you from our trip.
    France, Italy, Spain, Wisconsin. I don't care, I will eat it.
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    You look like you could use some time off, why don't you stay home this week.
    Woo hoo.
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    Your new job will require eating, drinking, traveling and writing, is that a problem?
    Nope. I do it for free now, so...
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    What setting would you like your pink sapphire designed in?
    Platinum, thank you.
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    My new girlfriend is a recovering alcoholic so all that champagne in the wine cellar? You should have it.
    I have dreams like this.
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    You just won a shopping spree!
    To Whole Foods, Anthropologie, Restoration Hardware...
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    I met your boyfriend. He seems like an amazing guy!
    He isπŸ’—
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    I have a cottage on the beach you're welcome to use whenever you like.
    I'm free now.
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    HGTV is randomly choosing folks to have their kitchen remodeled and we picked you!
    Sigh.
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    You have the winning lottery ticket!!
    I would be VERY generous with lots of money.
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    You are a great friend and I trust you implicitly.
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    You are strong.
    As a reminder, not a compliment.
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    How are you holding up/what can I do for you?
    Only nice if you really want to know/hear the answer.
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    How are your kids (adults) doing?
    See above.
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    I miss her too.
    😒