Unusual Ways I Might Die
Inspired by @justjills
- •From drowning, bc l fell off my paddle board and smacked my head while attempting yoga, which I only do when I'm intoxicated🤸🏼♂️I am capable of boarding, and some yoga moves, but I am incapable of doing them simultaneously. Perhaps I try sober🤔
- •Murdered in my sleep, by my neighbor, bc I constantly yell at his dog (who barks incessantly) to STFU😫
- •Being eaten by a bear or a mountain lion while hiking🐻We have those here in my neck of the woods!
- •Of a heart attack, bc I encountered a Great White, while scuba diving🦈I would die before he munched on me.
- •From heat stroke, bc I passed out after a poisonous spider bit me, while I was gardening🕷☀️It's 100° here in the summer!
- •From choking on a chicken bone that I accidentally left in when I was making tacos😵Hasn't happened yet @Gola
- •Of some deadly disease, that's passed from one of my patient's dirty mouths into my bloodstream😱
- •From snowshoeing off a cliff😑I live near Tahoe.
- •Slipping on the soap in my shower and breaking my neck, bc I take a lot of hot showers and I like fancy soap💜
- •Of an overdose, bc I mixed allergy meds, NyQuil, ambien and saké shooters.I may have actually done this last night😳
- •Dehydration, bc I li.sted too long 🙄