Honestly, the appeal to own an exotic animal never really made sense to me. It still doesn't, but that doesn't mean that it'll stop me from owning:
  1. Jellyfish
    Yes. I would love an aquarium with two or more jellyfish. Not those intense yellow-y ones with tentacles that measure longer than my torso, but those purple-y fluorescent ones featured in Finding Nemo. I clearly have some research to do.
  2. Tortoises
    Have you seen that video of a pug riding a turtle in the ocean? https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=U0JyoOSJaHo
  3. A baby monkey
    There used to be a regular at the Starbucks I formerly worked at who would always bring in her baby monkey. That's the life.