EXOTIC ANIMALS I WOULD LIKE TO OWN

Honestly, the appeal to own an exotic animal never really made sense to me. It still doesn't, but that doesn't mean that it'll stop me from owning:
  1. 1.
    Jellyfish
    Yes. I would love an aquarium with two or more jellyfish. Not those intense yellow-y ones with tentacles that measure longer than my torso, but those purple-y fluorescent ones featured in Finding Nemo. I clearly have some research to do.
  2. 2.
    Tortoises
    Have you seen that video of a pug riding a turtle in the ocean? https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=U0JyoOSJaHo
  3. 3.
    A baby monkey
    There used to be a regular at the Starbucks I formerly worked at who would always bring in her baby monkey. That's the life.