When the Men Are Dead, and We're All Lesbians

  1. There will be award ceremonies just for costume dramas
  2. We will all collect things
    Some women will collect marbles. Others, antique biscuit lids. We will have room in our lives for the collecting and hoarding of completely useless things.
  3. More women will be confident enough to learn wind instruments
    Not just the flute, but bigger ones, like the trumpet or the bassoon.
  4. We will link arms when walking around the supermarket
  5. We will never be jealous of one another, and when we are, we will tell each other right away
  6. No one will wear the wrong bra size
    We'll all just know what the right size is