Reactions from a Harry Potter virgin: Sorceror's Stone
These are all recorded reactions from my boyfriend watching Sorceror's Stone for the first time.
- •(About the Dursleys) "Why are they such assholes?"
- •"Is that Dumbledorf?"
- •(About Ron and Hermione) "They're going to get married."
- •"Quibbitch? Quibirch? What is it?"
- •(About Petunia) Her sister is Harry's mom? MOTHER F*****!
- •"Mother f****** Voldemort. That's who!"
- •(About McGonagall) "I'm not afraid of the fairy godmother. Is she a good witch or a bad witch?"
- •"I can't believe that Quirrell is the bad guy and that Potions guy is good!"
- •(About Snape) "Wait, is he good?"