Things your asshole "movie buff" friend says

I love movies. I do nothing but write, and shoot my own short films that may or may not ever be released or even reach a rough concept. I live and breathe movies. Most of my friends love movies but some not as much as I do. And thus was the idea for this list. I present, the most cliche things your movie buff friend will say to you more than once.
  1. "Tarantino copied Scorsese"
    Yes. I know. Stop talking and let me enjoy senseless speech like a normal person.
  2. "Ezekiel 25:17"
    Blessed is he who, in The name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of— OKAY OKAY OKAY.
  3. "Have you seem The Godfather?"
    How did this get brought up again?
  4. "The more I watch the prequels, the more I realize… George Lucas was an idiot!"
    Of course he was. You think he put in Jar-Jar because he thought he was vital to the story?
  5. "I'd like to see you try to make a movie better than Michael Bay's movies."
    Well if I had access to millions of dollars, a skilled special effects team, and a contractual obligation to put Mark Wahlberg and (god forbid) Megan Fox in anything I do, then maybe I would.