Episodes of the Office I Would Write if It Were Still Around

If only this would get into the right hands...
  1. A cultural sensitivity training themed to the song Talk dirty to me by Jason derulo. Michael asking Kelly and Oscar how to seduce people in their cultures while Meredith discusses all of they guys she's slept with.
  2. Michael clump's dramatic weight loss in the wake of the Jerrod from subway child molestation scandel
  3. Michael is approached by a group similar to PEETA but for trees and denounces the use of paper, Pam needs to talk some sense into him
  4. A cold open with Adela's Hello lip sync every time someone in the office answers the phone
  5. Ryan looks through sabre paperwork to try and find secrets about the company a la Edward Snowden