5 THINGS THAT SHOULD BE NAMED "FETTY WAP" BESIDES THE RAPPER HIMSELF.

  1. My favorite sandwich at the pita place.
  2. An amazing ninja move acquired only after years of serious training.
  3. A brand new Italian sports car.
  4. The deluxe gift-wrapping package available for purchase at Hallmark.
  5. A new word that describes that feeling of loving someone and then wanting to smack them upside the head 2 seconds later.