THE TOP FACEBOOK FRIENDS THAT YOU HOPE NEVER DISCOVER THE LIST APP
- •The multi-level marketing friend who starts everything she writes with, "today I'm looking for 3 people to join me in......."
- •The friend who constantly announces they are cutting down their friend's list, so be warned, today could be the day they drop you!
- •The redneck, gun-slinging friend you grew up with that still uses racist phrases when commenting on your page even though you clearly find this behavior an abomination.
- •The snooze-fest friend whose most interesting posts are "morning, Facebook" or "happy hump day". Paint-drying is far more interesting.
- •The fake fitness friend who every 3 months posts nothing but workout comments and photos for 15 days straight, and then does nothing until their out-of-shape ass decides to get with the workout program (yet) again.