10 THINGS MILLENNIALS ARE MISSING OUT ON

In many ways, Millennials are privileged; but in even more ways, they're impoverished. Here's why.
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    Used Bookstores!
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    Record Stores!
  3. 3.
    Digging through the neighborhood bachelor's garbage can for porn!
  4. 4.
    Handwritten letters delivered to your house (legible or not)!
  5. 5.
    Waiting an hour to see how shitty your pictures turn out!
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    Bergman, Fellini, Truffaut and Jarmusch on the art house big screen!
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    Calling someone without clearing with them first if the timing is right! (And related to this, answering a call on the first ring or two, without knowing who it is)!
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    Referring to a foldable paper map for directions! Likewise, getting lost with a foldable paper map!
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    Humility!
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    Meeting 3-dimensional human beings in a 3-dimensional world, nobody equipped with their digital resumés!