RECENT VOICEMAILS FROM MY HUSBAND
Can someone tell @hjgjhhh its 5776 and no one uses the phone any more?
- •Everything's okay, but I need you to call me.
- •I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY WE HAVE PHONES IF YOU NEVER ANSWER YOURS
- •DID YOU PUT YOUR PHONE IN A LOCKER AND GO RIDE A ROLLER COASTER?(Thanks for that one, aziz ansari)