RECENT VOICEMAILS FROM MY HUSBAND

Can someone tell @hjgjhhh its 5776 and no one uses the phone any more?
  1. Everything's okay, but I need you to call me.
  2. I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY WE HAVE PHONES IF YOU NEVER ANSWER YOURS
  3. DID YOU PUT YOUR PHONE IN A LOCKER AND GO RIDE A ROLLER COASTER?
    (Thanks for that one, aziz ansari)