THINGS I DID AT WORK TODAY

  1. Reached for the bag of candy corn
  2. Changed my mind and took my hand away
  3. Reached for the bag of candy corn
  4. Changed my mind and took my hand away
  5. Repeat 9x
  6. Felt really proud of myself for resisting the candy corn
  7. Forgot about the candy corn
  8. Completed three things on my to-do list
  9. Ate half a bag of candy corn to celebrate
  10. Angrily put the bag on @heatherv's desk
  11. WHY CANDY CORN WHY