THINGS I'VE SAID AT WORK THAT MY BOSS HAS ILLUSTRATED AND PUT ON TUMBLR

We work in marketing at a Jewish nonprofit and sometimes we get delirious. Image credit to @heatherv
  1. This is so real. Do you feel me, Jews?
  2. Is this something an adult would do? Please say yes.
  3. COOKBOOK COMING 2017
  4. As in "ugh Blue Ivy is my Valentine."
  5. The people upstairs were stomping like how dare they?
  6. I can tell when you've messed with that typeface, HUMAN RESOURCES.
  7. She's not wrong.
  8. I like to keep up with the latest trends
  9. Someone we know is living in a yurt in Israel
  10. Our friend left a kazoo in her car and was v worried that her mechanic stole it idk.
  11. We call her Hamburger.
  12. I listed about it
  13. This was a bfd back in the days of yore (October)
  14. The only typo I've ever made.
  15. Yep.
  16. STOP BEING SURPRISED THAT I DONT DRINK COFFEE
  17. This is true.
  18. I don't actually want to know
  19. Too late, I guess.