THINGS MY EIGHT MONTH OLD JUST TEXTED TO MY FRIENDS

  1. Oglers be a vs zany bmiws
    Oglers is like a really big word for an 8 month old. WATCH OUT IVY LEAGUE. I also see something about zany brownies, which are obviously pot brownies
  2. Oh vvvv mm
    Likely translation: oh very very very yum. Prob referring to milk or zany brownies
  3. K M mince.
    I think she was trying to say "commence." She can't spell yet, cut her some slack okay???
  4. Jeff F wash lol Ono
    Sometimes it's just so funny you have to laugh with yoko.
  5. M. FdfXgam. $0fèxcs vs Sv khlin yvlmlybp Pix.
    This is just gibberish.