1. Why am I not tired?
  2. Why must you keep me up new meds?
  3. Why do they show the same infomercials at the same time every night??
  4. Hmm...maybe I am not getting enough omega fish oil in my diet like this "Dr" is saying...
  5. I wonder if the knifes in my kitchen can cut through a can the slice a tomato perfectly
  6. Why am I still not tired?!?