Requested by @JennyJLee
  1. Young
    Boy, would I sure love to be young again! You have the whole world in front of you, and think you can do anything! Plus, you'll never be more attractive than when you're 18. Enjoy it, kids.
  2. Old
    Being old sucks. Bad back, bad knees, bad liver. But there are some bright spots. Having kids, a loving partner, and a successful business are all the greatest comforts you can have in life. Still, I'd give anything to be young again.