HOLY CRAP! I'M GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL! THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

  1. I just found out that I won tickets to the Super Bowl! San Francisco here I come!
  2. It's the craziest thing! I don't remember entering this contest, but I got a letter in the mail with two GENUINE Super Bowl tickets, courtesy of State Fram!
    I can't believe State Farm misspelled their own name in their free super bowl giveaway tickets! So embarrassing!
  3. There's even a courtesy van that's taking me all the way to California!
    With complimentary refreshments. These guys think of everything!
  4. My daughter Michelle has been going through such a tough time lately what with her mandatory drug rehabilitation and all, so I decided to take her with me. We leave tonight!
  5. I'll update you all once I get to Super Bowl 50!