I'VE BEEN REPLACED AS A WISE MAN IN THIS YEAR'S CHRISTMAS PAGEANT! THAT'S HORSE HOCKEY!
- •LeAnn Butler thinks that, just because she's directing this year's Christmas pageant, she can replace me with her husband Bill?That's nonsense. Utter nonsense.
- •She told me "it just didn't feel right this year," and that I could play a townsperson if I still wanted to participate!Townsperson? Are you kidding me? I was BORN to play a wiseman! My myrrh line was the HIGHLIGHT of our pageant the past few years.
- •If Bill thinks he can step in and steal my part, he's got another thing coming.I've had a pretty crazy year. I've learned some things. Ways to persuade people.
- •I'm not going to let the people of St. Paul's Church down. I'm GOING to get that part.