I'VE BEEN REPLACED AS A WISE MAN IN THIS YEAR'S CHRISTMAS PAGEANT! THAT'S HORSE HOCKEY!

  1. LeAnn Butler thinks that, just because she's directing this year's Christmas pageant, she can replace me with her husband Bill?
    That's nonsense. Utter nonsense.
  2. She told me "it just didn't feel right this year," and that I could play a townsperson if I still wanted to participate!
    Townsperson? Are you kidding me? I was BORN to play a wiseman! My myrrh line was the HIGHLIGHT of our pageant the past few years.
  3. If Bill thinks he can step in and steal my part, he's got another thing coming.
    I've had a pretty crazy year. I've learned some things. Ways to persuade people.
  4. I'm not going to let the people of St. Paul's Church down. I'm GOING to get that part.