MICHELLE, IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS. PLEASE CALL US. WE'RE WORRIED.

  1. I know you and mom fought the last time you spoke, but please let us know where you are.
  2. Mom forgives you, even though you told her to "F" her own "A" with a "barbed wire D."
  3. I looked on that Twitter website and you said yesterday "Me and Molly get along just fine pound 420 pound rollin pound whitegirlwasted." Is Molly a new friend of yours? Are you staying at her house?
  4. Your brother said you asked for him to "Venmo" you. Is your brother qualified to do that? Is this something you should talk to Dr. Fleischmann about?
  5. Please call us! We just want to hear your voice! Love, Dad