Requested by @josie
Here are some real knee slappers!
  1. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    No-eye deer!
  2. Why do they call him Saddam Hussein?
    Because he's Saddam ugly!
  3. Why do chicken coops have two doors?
    Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans!
  4. Two peanuts walk down the street.
    One was a salted!
  5. How do you make holy water?
    You boil the hell out of it!
  6. What's brown and sticky?
    A stick!
  7. How do you make a hormone?
    You don't pay her! (Don't tell Christine!)
  8. A man walks into a bar.
  9. I had a dream I was a muffler last night.
    I woke up exhausted!
  10. What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?
  11. A porcupine walks into a cactus.
    He says "dad, is that you?"
  12. Have you ever seen a catfish?
    How does it hold the pole?