MY FAVORITE JOKES!
Here are some real knee slappers!
- •What do you call a deer with no eyes?No-eye deer!
- •Why do they call him Saddam Hussein?Because he's Saddam ugly!
- •Why do chicken coops have two doors?Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans!
- •Two peanuts walk down the street.One was a salted!
- •How do you make holy water?You boil the hell out of it!
- •What's brown and sticky?A stick!
- •How do you make a hormone?You don't pay her! (Don't tell Christine!)
- •A man walks into a bar.Ouch!
- •I had a dream I was a muffler last night.I woke up exhausted!
- •What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?Ba-na-na-na!
- •A porcupine walks into a cactus.He says "dad, is that you?"
- •Have you ever seen a catfish?How does it hold the pole?