1. I just got an anonymous call from my friend/postman Mike's number that said Christine was with him!
  2. He told me to return home and get a cashier's check for 75 thousand dollars ready!
  3. I don't know how, but I could swear I've heard that voice before. Who could it be?
  4. I'm so happy my wife is still alive! The madness will end soon!
  5. Kids, call me about thanksgiving.