MY WIFE CHRISTINE IS STILL ALIVE! AN ANONYMOUS CALLER JUST TOLD ME SO!
- •I just got an anonymous call from my friend/postman Mike's number that said Christine was with him!
- •He told me to return home and get a cashier's check for 75 thousand dollars ready!
- •I don't know how, but I could swear I've heard that voice before. Who could it be?
- •I'm so happy my wife is still alive! The madness will end soon!
- •Kids, call me about thanksgiving.