1. Alex Smith played a heck of a game!
  2. Our defense could legitimately take us all the way to the Super Bowl!
  3. My daughter Michelle got into a fight with her "roommate," and by the time the police got to her apartment in Baltimore, she had managed to write her name in lighter fluid on the side of the apartment building. She was on something called "Ayahuasca," and kept claiming to be "the lizard king of this bullshit city."
    We picked her up from jail yesterday and brought her to a very nice facility in Delaware. The police said they wouldn't press charges if she completed a 30 day program. I don't know where we went wrong with that girl.
  4. How about that kickoff TD return? We're gonna win it all this year!