THE VAN DROPPED ME OFF AT THE CALIFORNIA BORDER. SUPER BOWL, HERE I COME!

  1. I'm super (no pun intended) excited to go see the big game, but this free trip has a couple of loopholes!
  2. The van dropped Michelle and I off at the California border!
  3. Apparently, the van's insurance doesn't work in California (I guess State Fram DOESN'T cover everything), so we had to walk across in order to get in our next courtesy shuttle.
  4. There's all this talk of Zika virus going around, so our chaperone, Mike, insisted we swallow some antiviral pills. The things were huge!
    Michelle was so worried about the virus she swallowed 5 of them! That girl sure doesn't want to get sick!
  5. There are so many policemen here! It makes me feel super (no pun intended) safe!
  6. I'm supposed to meet the next shuttle driver, Mateo, in a half hour. I'm so close to the Super Bowl! What a great weekend this will be!