VACATIONS I'VE BEEN ON WITH MY WIFE, CHRISTINE

  1. Myrtle Beach, SC
    Christine surprised me for my 50th with a trip to Myrtle Beach! We had a great time at the NASCAR exhibit, and played so much putt-putt, I thought we'd turn into golf balls!
  2. Pigeon Forge, TN
    We went for a family reunion. Highlights include Dolly's Dixie Stampede, The Comedy Barn, and NASCAR Speed Track!
  3. Chicago, IL
    We dropped our youngest, Christopher, off at college but stayed a few days to enjoy the city. The original Pizzaria Uno is so much better than the one we have at the mall!
  4. Orlando, FL
    Christine is a die-hard Harry Potter fan, so we visited the Wizarding World of Harry Pitter at Universal Studios. I had this delicious drink called butter beer. It was yummy, but I'm pretty sure they just made up the name so they could charge $14 for cream soda!
  5. Acapulco
    Christine always wanted to go down Mexico way, so I surprised her with this trip last Christmas. They poured drinks straight into empty coconuts! Can you imagine?