WHAT SHOULD I BE FOR HALLOWEEN?

Christine and I are going to our friends' Dale and Maureen's for a little Halloween soirée next Saturday, but I haven't the foggiest of what I should dress up as. You kids here seem to be pretty creative. What should I be?
  1. A minion
    Suggested by   @OffTheDott
  2. Jimmy Buffet
    Suggested by   @thetrillwitch
  3. Mom
    Suggested by   @kaitmaree
  4. Sexy plumber
    Suggested by   @elooto
  5. Sexy jimmy buffet
    Suggested by   @johndeguzman
  6. Gru or a sexy scientist.
    Suggested by   @MichaelRose
  7. Non-sexy, believable police officer
    Suggested by   @celeste
  8. Bread and butter
    Suggested by   @furtadomf