reasons why i love shia lAbeouf

  1. the look in his eyes that screams "i will slit your throat" but "not yet eventually"
  2. how hes not afraid to plagiarize how he wears brown pants because i cant wear brown pants without people thinking im not wearing pants so he inspires me for that
  3. he was in holes - so he probably knows his way around holes
  4. his charisma
  5. hes a performance artist but hes honestly just breathing in different places and calling it art and im all for it
  6. he can do anything to his hair and i love him more each time, hes the only white guy with dreads id approve of