THINGS DADS SHOULD BE DOING RIGHT NOW
- •The dishesSome may say it's a lady's job, it just ain't gonna be me.
- •Rolling up the garden hoseTotally interchangeable with making the bed. Same rules apply.
- •Putting something in the atticIt is easily half the inventory of your local babies r us store up there.
- •Craigslisting his motorcycle not searching for sale section for moreOk fine, "WTT"
- •Restocking AAA batteriesWhy the remote controller no working?
- •Hiding the non organic milk you bought in the organic milk she boughtIt's fun. It's risky. Like pouring water back in grandpas vodka bottles.