THINGS DADS SHOULD BE DOING RIGHT NOW

  1. The dishes
    Some may say it's a lady's job, it just ain't gonna be me.
  2. Rolling up the garden hose
    Totally interchangeable with making the bed. Same rules apply.
  3. Putting something in the attic
    It is easily half the inventory of your local babies r us store up there.
  4. Craigslisting his motorcycle not searching for sale section for more
    Ok fine, "WTT"
  5. Restocking AAA batteries
    Why the remote controller no working?
  6. Hiding the non organic milk you bought in the organic milk she bought
    It's fun. It's risky. Like pouring water back in grandpas vodka bottles.