Thoughts of a Fur Seal When It Realises That Rock Moves.

I just swam in cold water. I come out to sleep and enjoy sunshine. But then I see this rock move and it keep getting bigger...
  1. Mmm sun on my back. I like it. Especially after cold swim in ocean.
  2. I tan my right flipper. (raises right flipper in the air)
  3. Song by Art vs Science playing in my head: Hey! Ho! Use your flippers to get down! Not really about raising flippers but who cares. I'm a seal.
  4. (Distant pup noises)
  5. Young ones fighting again. Good. They will battle to fight for territory to make babies soon.
  6. Change position!
  7. Hmm? I just see something moving behind that huge rock?
  8. Maybe just me. I go back to sleep but I check again later.
  9. I check rock again. Rock doesn't move. It was me. A silly seal.
  10. I open my eyes. Oh I never noticed this new rock before. Funny shape. I sleep.
  11. I open my eyes. Huh? Rock just moved! I think.
  12. Anyone else saw that? No? Everyone still sleeping. Hmm I suspect.
  13. I better sit up. I see danger, I run.
  14. I sleep with half opened eyes. It's like I'm sleeping but still alert. I am master at multitasking.
  15. Rock is moving!
  16. Everyone you see this?!
  17. Baby wants more milk.
  18. ROCK IS COMING CLOSER!
  19. OMG OMG OMG OMG AHHHH!
  20. Rock is HUMANNNNNNNNN!!!
  21. Fuck that! Bye!
  22. Seal cannonball!