5 REASONS FOR THE EMPTY CHAIR NEXT TO MICHELLE OBAMA AT SOTU ADDRESS

  1. 5.
    Saved for Clint Eastwood's imaginary friend.
  2. 4.
    She's pretending to be a chauffeur for Sen. Al Franken, who's sitting behind her on her right.
  3. 3.
    Thought it was Seder, left seat for Elijah.
  4. 2.
    Convenient place for First Lady to set her Shake Weight®.
  5. 1.
    It's not empty, it's just full of hot air like most of Washington.