REJECTED "ONE HAND IN MY POCKET" LYRICS

  1. I'm smart but I'm stupid
  2. I'm full but I'm hungry
  3. I'm shod but I'm barefoot
  4. I'm not only the Hair Club president; I'm also a client
  5. I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one's changing the channel
  6. I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one's juggling chainsaws
  7. I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one's — wait, that's NOT *MY* HAND!! (SCREAMS)