SANTA PICK-UP LINES

  1. "Need your stocking stuffed?"
  2. "Have I showed you my sack?"
  3. "Ho, ho … hmm — looks like I need another ho."
  4. "Didn't I see your name on the naughty list?"
  5. "I've got a big package with your name on it."
  6. "I'll make it rain, dear. Get it?"
  7. "I've got a South Pole, too."