WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. 1.
    Age 3: The blue fairy from Pinocchio
  2. 2.
    Age 6: A corporate raider
  3. 3.
    Age 12: improv professional
  4. 4.
    Age 16-20: writer
  5. 5.
    Age 20-28: just competent at anything