WAYS IKEA IS EXACTLY LIKE A NIGHTMARE

  1. It's an infinite bedroom with no beginning or end
  2. It's strewn with children, screaming
  3. There are words everywhere but none of them mean anything
  4. You can't remember how you got from a den to a cafeteria and you can't remember how to return
  5. You'll end up there inevitably, probably repeatedly
  6. Why else would you be in Red Hook