Almost Everything I Did Today

  1. bought a vibrator. paid solely w quarters and dimes
  2. saw inherent vice
    made so many loud rude comments two people in my row were forced to change seats
  3. watched most of a NOVA Neil Armstrong profile
  4. thought about calling Jenny Craig
  5. thought about calling NutriSystem
  6. paid two dollars for an episode of SVU so i could watch it on my phone while i worked
  7. made plans to see Cheryl Strayed (Reese Witherspoon IRL) speak, got in n out instead