Boys of My Youth
i'm older now and also wiser
- •Will K.we met in kindergarten, i loved him immediately. in 9th grade he blocked me on facebook. in 11th grade I hacked into his facebook and unblocked myself. i still own the email address email@example.com (made in 6th grade as a "joke") (business inquiries only)
- •Cobi E.he's currently dating a model who does print ads. mostly regional but im pretty sure i saw her on the Kohl's website one time. he neglected to give me a Valentine's Day card in 3rd grade. It was mandatory. I was the only person he "forgot".
- •Ethan C.in eighth grade he sent me scantily clad iMovie videos of himself humping stuffed animals. I realize now this would qualify as child pornography.
- •Ty M.he lives in a mobile home in mountain view and really loves it. "check out this fake wood paneling it's so 70s." the last time we hung out he bought me a pork bun and then tried to coerce me into driving him to his friend's pot farm in Mendocino county by offering me "A couple O(s)" (of weed).
- •Mason H.Who didn't have a crush on Mason H. at one point in time or another? Really great "skater" blonde hair in middle school/early high school. Dana impersonated him and texted innocent and adorable Kirby G. for over a year as Mason H. (biggest catfishing venture before it was called catfishing... At the time it probably would have been referred to as a far less sinister episode of Dateline)Suggested by @Rose
- •Ethan BThe cutest of them all.Suggested by @corey