I really thought they would believe.
  1. i have diabetes
    thought type 1 diabetes was really cool.
  2. the woman who accompanies me to school every morning on rollerblades is NOT my mother
    my mom told me and my siblings that if we were embarrassed by her we had permission to tell people she was our nanny and complain about how it's "so hard to find good help these days"
  3. there is a beach in my closet
  4. i am jewish
    everyone else was. catch me at your local elementary school just trying to blend. this lie really fell apart when one halloween a neighbor asked my dad what synagogue we went to.