Things I Do When I Want to Seem Older

  1. talk about Windows '95
    who remembers Microsoft Bob?
  2. talk about LimeWire
    say "man, now all we have is thepiratebay.se"
  3. complain about adult acne
    point to zit on face say "fuck adult acne"
  4. casually drop fake ID on the ground
    pick up, say "I was only 18 when I got this thing."
  5. casually drop Costco card on the ground
    pick up, say "Costco, right?"
  6. diss Franzia
    say "that boxed wine shit, I just can't do it anymore"