Things I Do When I Want to Seem Older
- •talk about Windows '95who remembers Microsoft Bob?
- •talk about LimeWiresay "man, now all we have is thepiratebay.se"
- •complain about adult acnepoint to zit on face say "fuck adult acne"
- •casually drop fake ID on the groundpick up, say "I was only 18 when I got this thing."
- •casually drop Costco card on the groundpick up, say "Costco, right?"
- •diss Franziasay "that boxed wine shit, I just can't do it anymore"