WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
Ranked in order of probability.
- •A serial killer.
- •Not a serial killer yet, but a wannabe who thought I'd be an easy target just to get his feet wet in the industry.
- •A killer who has no aspirations of being serial but saw me at the store and was like, "oh I'd like to kill that."
- •A burglar who thinks no one is home but will have no qualms in killing me when he finds me here.
- •A burglar who won't want to kill me but will kill me accidentally when I startle him.
- •Someone who is in love with me and knows no other way to express his love except to kill me.
- •Someone who is in love with me and is here to express that love "Say Anything" style.
- •The cat.
- •The wind.